Wednesday, 1 June 2011

Zombie 90

So, what happens when you're hired to do an English language dub of a German movie that's just too fucking terrible to take seriously?

Make the lanky white guy sound like a stereotypical black pimp of course

And when you get an action scene that just consists of shoving some guy around, and a chainsaw death that looks like someone throwing a can of paint at the actor what do you do?

Add speech that isn't even supposed to fucking be there.

The worst thing about this film is it's also got an alternative title of Zombi 7 which makes it supposedly a sequel to the Lucio Fulci film Zombi 2 (known as "Zombie" in the US and "Zombie Flesh Eaters" in the UK).

I mean seriously? This film? Really?

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